A man who refused to panic buy petrol was left stranded on the M1 yesterday as his car ran out of fuel. DL decided not
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Category: Fake news
Fake News provides views on some of the latest and breaking current affairs. However, not everything is strictly true, although sometimes it might be funny.
Man trying to recreate Gascgoine’s “dentist’s chair” celebration ends up having root canal surgery
As England’s relentless progress to football greatness stuttered and fell, one man who wanted to recreate Paul Gascoignes famous “dentist’s chair” England goal celebration ended
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Astrologer predicted death of Prince Philip days before it happened, apparently…
An astrologer predicted the death of Prince Philip in her horoscope so now wants to be taken more seriously.
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Wild celebrations by parents as home schooling humiliation ends
Home schooling humiliation ends for parents as kids go back to the classroom with their offspring now realising their parents actually know very little compared to their children
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Flag shortage predicted as people rush to put Union Jacks in their Zoom backgrounds
Experts warn of flag shortage if panic buying continues. The demand for flags has grown since Ministers have them in the background on Zoom calls during lockdown.
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The Elf on the Shelf: Christmas fun or Covid sneak?
The Elf on the Shelf has been accused of doing many naughty things, but this year he may be doing more than you think. And
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Santa warns of Covid Christmas present “disaster” as new rules threaten both deliveries and traditions
Are we heading for Covid Christmas present disaster, or can Santa Claus cope with the new normal and changing regulations? The Big Man expressed his
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Trump found Jesus to help campaign. However was it a miracle too far?
Trump found Jesus and apparently asked him for help reviving his campaign from the dead, but it was a step too far even for him.
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Coronavirus 2 The Second Wave. Will this sequel be as bad as some others?
As Coronavirus 2 The Second Wave spreads across the country we look at whether like so many other things, the sequel will be worse than
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Rule of six may soon apply to Whatsapp groups. Shocking new claims amid rising Covid cases.
As the Government continues to change its policies in response to the Covid crisis, it’s understood they may seek to limit the size of Whatsapp groups to six people or less.
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Donald Trump’s face mask refuses to stay on after Covid scare
Donald Trump’s face mask refused to stay on yesterday, citing irreconcilable differences with the President. But then he is slightly mad and the face mask had more important things to do.
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Pubs may be declared safe as sticky menus and tables stop spread of Covid
Going out to eat could be safer than you think as long as you choose somewhere with sticky menus, according to an important bloke from Wandsworth.
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Working from home is fun again. Thanks kids, enjoy school!
It’s been six long months, but working from home is fun again. With the kids going back to school, parents no longer have to pretend
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Middle-aged man urgently reassures his 78 followers that his Twitter account was not hacked
Derek Williams, an opinionated retiree who likes to comment on Brexit and bad cyclists, has spent hours telling his followers that he had been spared
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