Trump found Jesus and apparently asked him for help reviving his campaign from the dead, but it was a step too far even for him.

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Trump found Jesus and apparently asked him for help reviving his campaign from the dead, but it was a step too far even for him.
Donald Trump’s face mask refused to stay on yesterday, citing irreconcilable differences with the President. But then he is slightly mad and the face mask had more important things to do.